Problems with your Blackberry?

My Blackberry Is Not Working!

My Blackberry Is Not Working! 

I bought  something from you last week, and I'm very disappointed...

FROZEN = CONGELADO
LET'S TRY AN ORANGE! = VAMOS A INTENTARLO CON UN ORANGE (=NARANJA)
COULD BE AN APPLICATION ISSUE = PODRÍA SER PROBLEMA DE UNA APLICACIÓN
DESKTOP = ORDENADOR DE MESA
MESS UP = HACER UN LÍO
DATE = FECHA, CITA
ANYTHING ELSE I CAN HELP YOU WITH? = LE PUEDO AYUDAR EN ALGO MÁS?
 DONGLE = DISPOSITIVO DE SEGURIDAD PARA SOFTWARE

"Well, I tried to put my dongle in it...and it won't fit"
("Dongle" is a slang for "penis" too)

FIT = CABER
MY GRANDSON'S BIRTHDAY'S SOON = EL CUMPLEAÑOS DE MI NIETO ES PRONTO
I HAVE AN ESPECIAL OFFER ON THESE = TENGO UNA OFERTA ESPECIAL EN ESTOS...
THE  KIDS SAY THEY LIKE'M (like them) = LOS NIÑOS DICEN QUE LES GUSTAN
AN EGGS BOX = AN X-BOX

(CNN) -- Millions of BlackBerry users in Europe, the Middle East and Africa were reportedly without Web and texting service Monday because of an outage that BlackBerry maker Research in Motion said it was investigating.

outage =apagón